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Joke of the Day

"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."

"I just learned that you can get drunk from Kangaroo meat! I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the hops."

"(Age 22) *chugs bottle of water* Let's shoot some more hoops! (Age 42) *chugs bottle of water* I gotta pee."

"So the Asian guy from the Human Centipede has a Twitter account... He's not very popular though. He only has two people following him."

"Q: What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward? A: ""Is it mine?"""

"i like my beer like i like my women in large cups"

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? Ask your parents"

"IKEA has invented a half full glass for optimists, that can ALSO serve as a half empty glass for pessimists!!!"

"Hey girl, heard you really like pandas *Seductively eats bamboo*"

"What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? One pulls rabbits out of hats and the other pulls habits out of rats."