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Joke of the Day

"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."

"What do you call a principal who gives good blow jobs? A headmaster."

"What did you hear about the tree who was in love? He pined everyday."

"What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines? Panickin' Skywalker."

"A joke for the British. Some urine got into my eye whilst cleaning the lavatories at a kid's nursery yesterday.... ....I'm putting in a claim for Pee Pee Eye."

"How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive? Give them a test-tickle"

"I used to curcumcise elephants. The pay wasn't very good, but the tips were huge."

"so what if I can't spell Armageddon.. .. it's not the end of the world."

"my cat is wearing a cone & has learned to scoop up his food and let it slide into his mouth and it's giving me serious ideas, folks"

"Stalin took from the rich and gave it to the poor... ... and then he took both of them and put them into the Gulag for 25 years. EDIT: spelling"