205023

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"

"Rescue attempts are being made to save a bull stranded on Mt. Everest Reports confirm that the steaks have never been higher."

"How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01? 15 or 16"

"The thing about penis jokes is.. they tend to grow on you."

"Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again."

"Breaking News: Germany defeats Argentina... France surrenders."

"I want to debate! Someone disagree with me! No."

"[a Swarm of Bees requests to be your friend] um ok [a Swarm of Bees has invited you to event ""Come Outside""] what tha"

"I don't know how to act my age I've never been this old before."

"Guy tells a psychiatrist he has a fear of commitment. Psychiatrist says, ""There's no need to worry. I only do that in extreme cases."""