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Joke of the Day

"I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times I think it's a gag reflex."

"No matter who wins the presidential election, it will be historic. We'll either have the first female president, the first Jewish president, the first Canadian president, or the last president."

"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"

"My wife has eczema on her Boobs. She has a cracking pear of Tits."

"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."

"NASA announces rover ""Curiosity"" landed safely on Mars. In a related story, Martians are reportedly furious over the death of their cat...vow revenge."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."

"Why would you never want to go to a gay BBQ? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"This actually happened My brother has a lockbox and lost the key, so he said to me ""Zaent, can you pick a lock?"", I replied ""Give me two and I'll pick one."""