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Joke of the Day
"What's an alcoholic's favorite type of soap? Bar soap."
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"What did one gay man say to another gay man at the bar? May I push in your stool"
"Poke joke Knock knock? who's there? Shaymin. Shaymin who? Shame in you!"
"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"A battery murdered another battery He was charged with murder and put in a duracell."
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"
"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."
"Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute stops screwing you after you're dead."
"Me: *applies temporary tattoos* Mom: Unicorn tats? Me: I'm in a gang. Mom: Ha! With who, Lisa Frank? Me: You just made a powerful enemy."