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Joke of the Day

"3 Guys in Colorado died protecting their girlfriends. I don't want to hear any girls saying that ALL GUYS ARE THE SAME."

"The funniest vampire jokes... ... never see the light of day"

"Doritos announced new Pride-Flag inspired rainbow colored tortilla chips This will be the first time finishing a bag of Doritos has ever been associated with pride. Credit: @LateNightSeth"

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"""This is where we separate the men from the boys.""- Craig, JC Penny manager, organizing the layout of the store."

"Went to glasses shop to check my eyes,the worker told me I had estigmatism,I googled it.... Because I was blind on the subject."

"i have claimed all of you on my taxes as a deduction so if someone else asks tell them it is too late"

"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."

"I'd be calmer defusing a bomb after four Red Bulls than watching someone else use my laptop."

"What do you call a brain dead Swede? A vegetable.."