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Joke of the Day

"Why has there never been a military dictatorship in America? Because they don't have an American embassy over there."

"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"

"This salad would be way better if it was pizza."

"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"I refuse to engage in any sort of drama on Facebook. I'm here to escape that in real life."

"My dog left me christmas present under the tree I had to clean it up"

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"