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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."

"When I see someone's name trending on twitter, I used to be afraid they died. Now I'm afraid they're a Republican presidential candidate."

"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"

"I went to a homeless themed fancy dress last night. It was shit.Fcuk all food or drink and we stood outside in the rain all night."

"Did you hear about the mexican that went to college? me neither."

"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."

"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."

"Two people go to a Nickelback concert."

"A surgeon turns to his assistant, while operating, and says... ""Hey, it's the right or the left one?"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Just kiddneying!"""