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Joke of the Day

"We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach."

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare."

"Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house."

"What do you call the conversation between two birds after they've had sex? Pillowsquawk"

"I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day."

"Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone."

"SPOILER ALERT: Rice cakes do not contain any actual cake."

"How does every racist joke start? *Looks around the immediate area*"

"Why doesn't NASA send cows to space? Because the stakes would be too high."