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Joke of the Day
"Why does a dinosaur climb a tree? To get in his nest."
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"I only want to make enough money so that I don't ever have to know how anything works"
"What do a good joke and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old."
"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."
"My girlfriend got her car smogged, and suddenly I wondered about Middle-earth; Do Hobbits ever need to Smaug their cars?"
"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"
"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"
"[deathbed] Son....come closer ""Yes dad?"" We need a new man of the house ""I'd-"" *presses fake mustache into his hands* Give this to your sister"