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Joke of the Day

"Relationship status: My sex toys have 2 drawers now.You know you're getting old when everything either dries up or leaks"

"The Energizer Bunny was found dead today from sexual exhaustion His battery was put in backwards and he just kept coming and coming and coming."

"Obama keeps trying to get me to kiss this top secret document from Syria but I keep telling him I'm not the kinda guy who'll kiss intel"

"Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate? To lay off his campaign staff."

"I never wash my fruit, in case anybody's wondering how badass I am."

"If you play your cards right, I could be your 2nd and 4th husband."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because it involves shooting, stealing and running."

"Did you hear about the shoe store that was looted during the Ferguson riots ? They took all the sneakers in the store but left all the work boots."

"What's the difference between harry potter and jews? Harry escaped the chambers."

"You can't spell Meek Mill.. ..without two consecutive L's."