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Joke of the Day
"What gets better with age? Necrophilia"
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"911 what's your emergency? I FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE. Ma'am we don't-- IT SOUNDED LIKE A BALLOON ANIMAL ASKING A QUESTION"
"I don't think Princess Elsa would be a very good girlfriend, She seems frigid."
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"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"
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"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."