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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend? A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share"

"Which day do chickens fear most? Fryday."

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."

"Today is the anniversary of the discovery of Uranus! Hershel was actually looking for the clitoris but found Uranus instead."

"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"

"My waxer just cancelled. So I'm making the best of a bad situation and riding around on top of minivans, Teen Wolf style."

"You can call John Lennon a genius all you want, but the simple fact is he married Yoko Ono. Thats a big strike against the genius part."

"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away ..but that's because she is inflatable"