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Joke of the Day

"Can you imagine getting the girl of dream's phone number and her first text to you she spells it ""defantely"""

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because they'll never find the body."

"A Jewish boy asks his father for one dollar... ...and his dad responds, ""Fifty cents? What do you need twenty-five cents for?"""

"Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy? Because he thought his daddy was his mummy."

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."

"Money is a good servant... ... but a bad master."