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Joke of the Day
"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."
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"What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster? A Nobel Prize"
"[raises hand in ethics class] So if I see a baby outside at night and nobody's around, is that, like, my problem?"
"Multiple bathrooms are the glue that hold marriages together."
"What did the blind man say to his estranged friend? ""Long time, no see."""
"What do two owl brothers say when they are carrying something? To me, to hoo."
"Two candles wanted to get high... They lit up and got low instead. Happy 4/20!"
"What's the difference between a hippy chick and a hockey chick? A hockey chick showers every 3 periods."
"How is sex like air? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"What did the Banana say to the Vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's going to eat me."