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Joke of the Day

"Remember how you used to love getting all new school supplies and now you just steal them from the office?"

"It's so annoying when you're trying to poison someone but they're just not thirsty :("

"What day does an Easter egg hate the most? Fry-days."

"What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke."

"It took me 6 months to finish a puzzle.. ..which I think is amazing considering the box said 2-4 years"

"Dorothy: Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Yellow Brick Road: I have a boyfriend."

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"My lesbian sister told me that most girls are like spaghetti noodles Straight until you get them wet."

"Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells."

"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"