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Joke of the Day
"My friend says his new girlfriend takes his breath away ..but that's because she is inflatable"
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"Catch her by her waist... Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a ... ...nice drink...PEPSI"
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
"You think you're going to win this? I've been acting out potential fake arguments in the shower for years. You don't stand a chance."
"A German, an American and a Russian...... A German, an American and a Russian walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them suspiciously and says, ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""
"in high school i dated a girl that pronounced the L in Salmon. last i heard of her she was doing meth"
"Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this."
"Before I proposed to my GF I asked her father but he was already married."
"What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"A Muslim walks into a bar. No one survived the blast."