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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend? A: His smellular phone!"
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"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite sex position? On camera. Credit to this week's episode of *The Soup*."
"What did music tell the pancakes? B flat."