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Joke of the Day
"I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas."
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"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."
"Jokes About Canada I've been trying to think of jokes about Canada. I could rib on universal health care, maple syrup, or ""sorry"". But no matter what I think of, it always ends up feeling sort of eh."
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time consuming. EDIT: Also, I don't want my time to go to waist. Courtesy of /u/Carter127"
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everybody. A bitch sleeps with everybody but you."
"Whenever someone says ""Let's kill two birds with one stone"", I wonder what they did wrong. Probably some kind of religious violation."
"I'm going to bed and my hair looks amazing; I feel like the woman in every mattress commercial."
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!"