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Joke of the Day
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race."
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"What is the the Chicken's favorite composer? bach bach bach time to return to /r/TIL"
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"
"If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you'll see them later there is literally no way to warn them"
"Did you hear about the French chef that committed suicide? He lost the huile d'olive."
"What's the difference between fish and meat? If you beat your fish, it will die."
"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"
"Did you know gullible came from ancient Greek? The prefix 'gulli' meaning 'believing' and the suffix 'ble' meaning 'ble-shit'."
"1. Invite snowmen into your conference room. 2. Turn up heat. 3. Negotiate on YOUR terms."