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Joke of the Day
"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."
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"Glue Sticks... I was walking through an arts and crafts shop when I saw a sign saying, ""Glue Sticks.""I thought, ""No shit."""
"It's not enough to get up at 8 am & freeze on the soccer field. One must also scream from the sidelines so everyone knows you care."
"Some cocaine addicts get very glossy skin. It's the charlie sheen"
"So I'm opening a seafood restaurant... ...and my signature dish will be eel in a light Japanese batter. It will be called ""O Tempura! O Morays!"""
"My description of today's front page... BEARY FUNNY!!!! http://i.imgur.com/en5msOs.png"
"I've got a friend who is a fat, alcoholic, transvestite. All he does is eat, drink and be Mary!!."
"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."
"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."
"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."