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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing to come out of Italy? An empty bus.."

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."

"How do you stop a ginger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head."

"I'd brag about my pride... But I'd be lion."

"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"How do you find a British person in a crowd? 1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066."

"Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society... ...I think Iowans will soon follow"

"Me:*runs into woods* ahh I'm gonna get killed by the clowns Clown: nah we just want to scare people Me: oh. can u make an exception for me"

"Why did the shark swim in circles? He had a nosebleed."