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Joke of the Day
"Why are Trump supporters *not* Nazis? When Nazis demanded your papers, they said ""please."""
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"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."
"What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail !"
"What do you call a seven course Irish meal? A 6-pack and a potato."
"Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
"Why are carbon chains with two double bonds so sad? Because they're diene"
"Postmodernism pun Hi all, I'm trying to come up with a clever pun on postmodernism but I'm stumped. Does anyone have any clever puns on postmodernism?"
"If they sold Star Trek themed condoms they wouldn't need to put any condoms in the wrappers."
"Hitler wasn't that bad of a guy I mean, he did kill Hitler."
"Round Sheep A farmer asked me ""Can you help me round up my sheep?"" I said ""How many have you got?"" He said ""78"" I said ""we will call that 80!"""