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Joke of the Day

"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""

"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"

"Read aloud and quickly: ""One smart feller, he felt smart"" Freudian slip?"

"If someone gossips to you, you can bet they also gossip about you..."

"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"

"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"

"True irony Ay im Rony!"

"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."

"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."

"How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend? ""Marriage.. you wanna?"""