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Joke of the Day
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
Next Joke
"What is heavier -- 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? 200 pounds of feathers. Because you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds."
"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."
"And so the devil decided to put the delete key above the send key. The end"
"In a hurry? I'll tell you a joke about my penis. It's short."
"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."
"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."
"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."
"Your honeymoon can't be going that great if you're incessantly instagramming photos of it?"