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Joke of the Day
"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."
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"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."
"Fat jokes aside, let's not forget fat people have feelings too Hunger"
"Did you hear about the Brazilian guy who won the lottery? He is now a Brazilianaire."
"Jewish kid asks his Grandpa for money Grandson: Hey Grandpa, can I have 30 dollars? Jewish Grandpa: 20 dollars?? What do you need 10 dollars for?!"
"Why didn't Mark Watney get any pussy on Mars? Curiosity killed the cat"
"How are women and computers the same? Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra."
"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."
"I amputated my own fingers to get a date with a cute surgeon She finally took my digits this time!"
"I saw a billboard that said ""Watch out for motorcycles. Thousands dead every day!"" Beware the motorcycle menace."