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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you playboy magazine? Cause holy fuck you have a pile of issues"
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"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."
"Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs? Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan."
"""only watch up to two hours of tv a day"" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy"
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"
"How do you kill 100 flies? Smack an Ethiopian kid in the face."
"What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle? Attire."
"I tried to stop cussing for like five months... But I said fuck it."
"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"
"Google search history: -double chin reduction exercises -double chin plastic surgery cost -double fudge brownie recipe"