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Joke of the Day
"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"
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"So I was looking for pedophiles in my neighborhood using one of those websites and it asked me to register. Now I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a sex offender"
"I don't like to go to funerals I'm just not a mourning person."
"What idiot called it ""salad"" and not ""la sad"""
"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."
"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."
"""I got you, babe."" - kidnappers"
"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"
"Why does the KKK wear all white? Because they hate black, people!!!"
"[Food Network: Cake Wars] As the team barely delivers their massive cake to the judges table. Cat Judge pushes it off the table"