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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""

"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."

"What do snakes take for their sniffles? Antihissssstamines!"

"There's two things I hate. Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?"

"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"

"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"

"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."

"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"

"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"

"Where do terrorists like to go for a drink? The Allahu Ak Bar"