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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a zoo with only one animal, a dog... It was a shitzu"

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"Me: What's for dinner? Her: Chinese. Me: I will make the Duck Sauce. *catches duck *fires up juicer"

"i look like i'm trying to get water out of my ears when i dance"

"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"

"What do you call a group of ears? A heard"

"Last time I was upset, my dog brought me all of his toys and laid on my head."

"Did you hear about the epileptic Roman? [](/badjoke) He had a Caesar."

"What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute."

"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."