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"What do snakes take for their sniffles? Antihissssstamines!"
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"What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together? 20 after 1."
"How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him? The picture doesn't scream when you hang it."
"Just ripped a fart that sounded like someone sneezing while submerged in pudding."
"Why did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay."
"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."
"Did you hear about Bill Cosby's latest victim? She was found 6 pills under"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."
"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."
"Due to the hilarity of tomorrow's NBA contest between the Philadelphia Seventy Sixers and LA Lakers, the NBA has agreed to air the match live on comedy central and the comedy network. joke"