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Joke of the Day
"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"
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"Damn girl, are you a Unix based printer? Because my lp0 is on fire!"
"Bill Clinton jokes never get old What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""
"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"Some women wear larger shirts to make their bodies feel smaller... I wear smaller condoms to make my penis feel larger"
"Every 5 out of 6 people say Russian Roulette is fun... I wonder why the sixth guy hates it"
"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."
"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."
"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."