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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."
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"Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors? Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well."
"My wife gives me sound advice. 99%Sound,1%Advice."
"4th law of thermodynamics: If you accidentally make a fart sound w/ your chair in a crowded room it's impossible to recreate that sound."
"Once I had completed my final exam, my professor told me to turn it in to one of the teaching assistants. Good thing I have been practicing my origami."
"What drink does Santa give to naughty children? Coala"
"At least dogs look at you when you're talking with them as if to say, hell yeah I'd talk to you, but I'm a dog."
"I haven't found cancer jokes funny since.. my grandfather got killed by a giant crab."
"I was doing so well getting over my viagra addiction... But I couldn't keep it up."
"Today I have gone in a date, I got engaged, got a dog, moved into a new house, got pregnant, and got married. I love sims."