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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jew with a boner say when he bumped into a wall? Oowwww...my nose."
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"I wish my car's navigation could take human form so I can punch it in the face."
"I use words like ""acquiesce"" and ""ubiquitous"" in daily conversation and then I throw in a ""for reals yo"" just to stay mysterious."
"What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees !"
"Whisky won't fix your problems... But it's worth a shot!"
"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""
"Words can't describe how beautiful you are. But numbers can 4/10"
"From now on non fiction and fiction books shall be referred to as Fo Reals and Not Fo Reals. Pls pass along,"
"Tim Tebow is a lot like Mary because they're both virgins. But at least Mary was able to produce."