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Joke of the Day
"Why does the dog go to the gym? He wants to get ruff"
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"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."
"Not a joke, sorry, but I'm new to this subreddit... Does this subreddit actually have 36 million ""humorists"" or is that a joke? If so, I don't get it."
"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"
"What does a little sister ride? A Nissan."
"[therapist] what seems to be the problem? [her] he only hears what he wants to hear. It's awful [me] oh my god yes, I would love a waffle"
"Rednecks can't describe large areas as expansive... Listeners will just wonder why they paid so much for it."
"Jesus: one of you will betray me tonight *checks phone* Jesus: WHO IN DAD'S NAME UNFOLLOWED ME?!"" *judas slyly slips phone back in robe*"
"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller who escaped from prison? The headlines read ""Small Medium at Large"""