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Joke of the Day
"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"
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"Why is it that when a guy nails a ton of girls, he's called a stud... ...but when he nails a ton of studs, he's in construction?"
"Money doesnt grow on trees? So then why do banks have branches?"
"INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills? ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*"
"What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce? A seizure salad."
"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."
"How to stop, drop and roll if you are drunk. If you're drunk, it's not called the stop, drop and roll. It's called the stop, drop and stop rolling around so your drunk friend can piss on you."
"What turns a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
"Whoever said you can't teach an old dog new tricks was so wrong. I taught mine how to play dead and she's been doing it for a year straight."
"If you are American in living room, what are you in the bathroom? European."