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Joke of the Day
"What is a sailor's favorite letter? From his wife back home"
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"I made up a new word plagiarism"
"Trump writing a thanksgiving tweet I love the people of Turkey!`` Related: https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/728297587418247168"
"Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do your wife's job."
"Girls that are 16 and pregnant may look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."
"? Hey there Delilah, for your word spell Mississippi ""May I have the definition?"" The state siblings can get frisky ? and cousins toooo ?"
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""
"goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion"
"HEY CALEB- YOUR COW IS INFERTILE AND YOUR SISTER LIKES DANCING. -Amish trash talk"
"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."