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Joke of the Day
"My wife said sex with me is like a supersoaker water gun! Just two pumps and a squirt!"
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"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"
"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"
"Why Does Dr. Pepper Come in a Can? ...Because his wife died."
"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"
"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in it's life, a baby will grow up and stop crying."
"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."
"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"