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Joke of the Day

"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? ... he worked it out with a pencil."

"It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers."

"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."

"Women wake up yawning while men wake up with an erection. Coincidence?? I think NOT"

"I got gas today for $1.09! Too bad it was from Taco Bell."

"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."

"don't tell me starbucks isn't an emotion i feel that shit in my soul"

"tough choice Obama, Osama, and Hitler are lined up against a wall who gets shot first Obama for fucking this country"

"'Twas the day before Lent, and when it was done, not a creature was sober, not even a nun."