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"Do you know whats black on the bottom and white on top? Society"
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"Looking for jokes about short people... e.g. My friend is so short he XXX"
"Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still smiling!"
"TIFU by eating my roommates lunch Oops, wrong sub"
"""I'm cold"" - a talking ice cube or a woman"
"What's the difference between an inaccurate hunter and a constipated owl? One's a shooter that can't hit, the other is a hooter who can't shit."
"Don't drink and drive. Unless you can totally handle it and people need to relax because you're fine."
"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
"Yoda tells a joke at the annual Christmas party. Why was five afraid of seven? Because Six Seven Eight"
"""I'm sorry. I haven't had sex for a very long time."" -- and other things I say during the meeting to excuse my bad behavior."