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Joke of the Day

"Hey, I have a good joke about pussy Oh wait... you might not get it..."

"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."

"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"

"whats the difference between hell and gaza? there's no kids in hell"

"Did anyone lose a roll of twenties wrapped in a rubberband? I found the rubberband!"

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"

"Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here."

"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."

"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."