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Joke of the Day
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
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"Don't drop the soap in prison because someone might steal your soap and then you will be ""the dirty guy"" and no one will have sex with you"
"Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza? He heard it had de*liver*y flavor."
"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"
"All feminine hygiene products now on sale for HALF PRICE But hurry - it's just for the Christmas period."
"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""
"What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A 40-foot cock trying to reach out and touch someone."
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"Why was the snowman smiling? He saw the snowblower coming"