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Joke of the Day
"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"
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"Did you hear about the abstinent lenses? They never came in contact."
"GF: You cant keep it. ME: But- G: Its a BEE. M: HES my FRIEND! G: Hand him over. M: No! [tearing up] I wont let you hurt Albuzz Bumbledore!"
"[plays dead to stop a bear from chasing me but then it plays dead next to me and we end stargazing together, forming a spiritual connection]"
"What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name? Ah jihad to Betere. ^^Ah ^^you ^^had ^^to ^^be ^^there"
"I met a dwarf the other day He was a pretty down to earth guy."
"Unshakable Fact # 3 Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Fucking PRICELESS."
"What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkensaw."
"Some people think that their life experience compensates for their lack of brain."
"What has six balls and screws everybody? The lottery."