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Joke of the Day

"Nicki Minaj knows we can see her, right?"

"How do you get a fly out of the kitchen? Shit in the living room"

"I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist."

"The New York Knicks"

"Last Night.. I was about to kill a spider. My wife told me to take it out instead. Turns out he's a pretty cool guy, his names Luke and he want's to be a lawyer."

"What does Michael Vick do in a plane? Have a dog fight."

"A reason why we can't have a perfect world: Because I don't want one."

"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time."" So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Do you know what the twins were doing in the wigwam? I can't tell you... it's *two-in-tents*."

"The whole world loves the dairy-farmer Saudi Prince. He's brown-skinned, sweet, great with kids but drinks Old English 800 all day... ... but hey, everyone loves a chocolate malted milk sheik!"