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Joke of the Day

"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"

"I was going to upload a gay joke on this sub. But fuck it."

"It's Thanksgiving week in the U.S., but all I'm hearing is... ...everyone's Russian to get Turkey."

"Kim Jong Un Executed 15 Officials This Year, South Korea Says Not sure how he did it but that is just amazing, great job Kim Jong."

"Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!"

"There's no such thing as ""fair trade"" honey. Those bees are gettin' screwed."

"Reddit is a meltigpot There are rants about melts and 420 blaze it *crickets chirping*"

"Just landed my dream job of ""before"" picture"

"i need some cat jokes!"

"I wish I was able to say as many things with a simple 'mmmmhhhmmmmm' as your average elderly black woman."