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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for Christmas I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch."

"Hurricanes should have scary names that instill a proper sense of alarm. Names like GOLTOG HARVESTER OF SOULS or Britni."

"What did the diligent whore get for Christmas? lots and lots of karma"

"I've thought about it, and there still is no good reason for me to grow up."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."

"The first time I took Viagra it got caught in my throat... I had a stiff neck for HOURS!"

"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""

"What was Hitler's favorite way to tie his boots? In Nazi's!"

"I wish I was a girl So I can use my menstruation cycle as my calendar."

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"