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Joke of the Day

"I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"

"Only 2010's kids will get this... Measles"

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says ""If an emergency, notify:"" I put ""DOCTOR"". What's my mother going to do?"

"Thanks History Channel for letting me know that this scene showing General Custer at the Battle of Little Bighorn is a dramatization."

"why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? So you can cum on its face"

"[god to lions] You will be the symbol of power and prestige [sees the crickets] Ew. Uh...you guys just yell real loud when a comedian bombs"

"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."

"What's the difference between most people and planes? Most people miss the twin towers."

"What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common? They both can't ride a bicycle!"

"News Just In:More pictures leaked,the world rejoices...Iran uses oppertunity to attack Lets not get complacent,your lives could depend on it."