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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got two tickets to the Cuckold Convention? His wife ended up taking someone else."

"I save a lot of money on all my tooth extractions by engaging in street fights.."

"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have been lying low."

"If Trump dies in office he won't even admit it. He'll keep tweeting from the grave: ""VERY dishonest coroner's report says I died. Sad!"""

"What do you call a lazy baker? A loafer..."

"What do you call fake German currency? Question marks"

"Friend: You're going to be an usher at our wedding. Is that okay? Me: Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah."

"Why I Could Never Be Gay As A Man. NSFW I could never fuck something i respect."

"Did you hear that the coprophiliac Scotsman is engaged to be married? They're so cute together; apparently, it was love at first shite."

"Coffee... If you're British, it may not be your cup of tea."