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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."
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"What's Donald Trump's favorite dance move? Hit the Juan"
"My wallet just went through the wash. I guess you could say I've been laundering money."
"I wish 1992 Dr. Dre would come back from the past and beat the shit out of 2012 Dr. Dre for charging 300 bucks for a pair of headphones."
"Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley? Cause it's always Jammin'"
"What's black, red, and blue all over? Rihanna."
"Viagra, it won't make you James Bond... But it will make you Roger Moore."
"Watching a documentary is the leading cause of being unbearable in conversations for a week."
"Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place? It's where all the pricks hang out."
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"