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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokinoff."
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"The reason i am nervous around women. I showed my first love to a girl, in the forest, but she ran away before i was done digging."
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."
"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."
"What's the worst thing a woman can hear after giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"My in-laws are visiting... This is their homicide note."
"What's the name of the strongest duck out there? PSYtama."
"a murder of crows, a pride of lions, a virgin of gamers"
"It's actually a good thing money doesn't grow on trees because I've killed every plant I've ever owned."
"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"