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Joke of the Day
"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."
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"As I rowed my little boatToward the river shore,A small black bird kept me from landing,Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""
"[Girl takes off her clothes] ""You have had sex before right?"" [Me, in a suit of armor & holding a cauliflower] ... ""no actually"""
"Snowballs Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs."
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