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Joke of the Day

"They say Trump isn't appealing to minorities... ...but according to the latest polls, he's winning 100% of the Naive American vote"

"What animal has five legs? A pitbull returning from a playground."

"Hear about the guy who had a fetish for Christmas? He was fucking crackers."

"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ"

"No thank you, I don't need a coaster. I won't be putting my drink down."

"What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles? (SFW) Half nuts!"

"Condoms prevent minivans."

"What did the dead person say the skeleton... ""You're a numbskull."""

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"Only 1490's kids will remember this *sails from Europe and destroys an indigenous population*"