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Joke of the Day
"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal."
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"""The tension between Uranus... and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up"", Astrologist say."
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"
"A doctor to his patient. Doctor: Sir, we have some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you've got a day left to live, the bad news is I forgot to tell you that yesterday."
"Want To Hear A Knock Knock Joke? 2 Guys Walk Into A Bar"
"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."
"women love to see the veins in a man's arm. it shows he runs on blood, and not something more sinister"
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin! Get in the batmobile"""