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Joke of the Day

"""The tension between Uranus... and Pluto hat has been there since June of 2012 will finally ease up"", Astrologist say."

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"What happens in Vegas will most likely cost you a fortune in dry cleaning."
"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."
"Astronaut Booty Call... Crater My unit would like to explore your crater."
"How do you make Manischewitz Wine? Kick him in the nuts."
"What do you get if you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"People keep comparing Trump to Hitler, but that is just not true. I mean, Hitler could paint."
"What do you call a retarded kid with no arms and one leg. Names."
"""My place is a mess"" - Every girl, ever.... ""Well in that case, I'm not coming in"" - No guy, ever"
"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."
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