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Joke of the Day
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"
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"ME: [sitting on iphone] europe. europe. EUROPE. europe [5 hrs later] ME: ok fine maybe ur right WIFE: what did you think airplane mode meant"
"What do you get when the Pillsburry Doughboy bends over Dough nuts"
"Stop with the boxing jokes guys... You're beating a Mayweather's girlfriend here."
"Crime on multi-story car parks, it's wrong on so many levels."
"The presidency should be EASY for Trump... after all, mini hands make light work."
"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."
"Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? They recognize bullshit from miles."
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"
"What happened to the guy that was trimming some bushes and accidentally sliced off his left arm?? Well they say he's ""allRIGHT"" xD"